星：做人如果冇夢想，同條咸魚有咩分別呀？！
出自電影《少林足球》 的經典對白。
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星：你快點回火星吧！地球是很危險的。
強雄：人系會變架嘛。你個樣舊時好靚仔架！你睇吓你，而家變成個衰樣！
強雄：唔好嬲，唔好嬲。如果要怪嘅，就怪你自己，貪心啫！
星：做人如果冇夢想，同條咸魚有咩分別呀？！
四師兄：餵！點稱呼呀？ 明鋒：叫我阿鋒得嘞！ 四師兄：鋒哥呀嘛？喺財經界邊個唔識阿鋒哥吖？你睇佢一身嘅IT look。 星：阿鋒哥系足球教練嚟嘅。 四師兄：足球教練吖嘛。喺足球界邊個唔識阿鋒哥啫！我哋細細個睇阿鋒哥踢波啦！你系用對腳踢波架嘛？嗱，我冇講大話啦，有咩撈先？
三師兄：我幾呀萬上落，無端端要跟你班廢柴去踢波！唔好意思，你知我個人系咁直架喇！重要無端端跟你條死跛佬去參加比賽！原諒我系直呀！最後重要無端端贏咗場比賽?，個或然率重低過零呀！ 星：其實或然輪嘅嘢…… 三師兄：你個樣就輪呢！系或然率呀！
六師弟：自從搞成噉之後，連女都溝唔到！呢種心情你哋系唔會明架。 星：我明，我又何嘗溝到女啫！ 六師弟：唔系吖，報紙雜誌話你好多女架?。 星：咩報紙雜誌呀？
正如我頭先所講啦，我身為一個汽車維修員，有個槌旁身，亦都係好合邏輯架。
Sing: I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.
Sing: Phone home like ET, Mui. You don't belong on Earth.
Sing: I'm not here to fight. I'm here to play soccer!
Team Evil Coach Hung: Those American drugs work better than expected.
Sing: You're beautiful! And a kung fu mahstah... You got it all!
Sing: That's a great idea - kung fu soccer! Why didn't I think of that?
Iron Shirt Tin (Third Brother): Time is money, don't you know that? I've lost a fortune just talking to you!
Sing: He'd be great for offense. Trust me. He's very offensive.
Team Puma Leader: It's only an illusion, you can't scare me!
Sing: I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.
Sing: Phone home like ET, Mui. You don't belong on Earth.
Sing: I'm not here to fight. I'm here to play soccer!
Team Evil Coach Hung: Those American drugs work better than expected.
Sing: You're beautiful! And a kung fu mahstah... You got it all!
Sing: That's a great idea - kung fu soccer! Why didn't I think of that?
Iron Shirt Tin (Third Brother): Time is money, don't you know that? I've lost a fortune just talking to you!
Sing: He'd be great for offense. Trust me. He's very offensive.
Team Puma Leader: It's only an illusion, you can't scare me!
Sing: Why do you look like E.T.? Mui: You said I should get rid of the hair in my eyes.
Sing: Please calm down. Anger destroys the soul. Hooking Leg (Second Brother): Calm down? If I didn't calm down, I would have killed you guys sooner!
Sing: Why don't you stop them? They're being unlawful! Golden Leg Fung: I'm the referee! I won't stop them! Sing: What do you mean by that? You basically want us to die! Golden Leg Fung: You! Out of the game! Sing: Have you gone nuts? Golden Leg Fung: This is a test! If none of you can pass it, then you can't play in the soccer league! Sing: Well, this is a soccer game! This isn't a war! Golden Leg Fung: The final soccer game is a war.
Sing: I said... that's no way to kick. Golden Leg Fung: You think you can do better? Sing: There must exist a fusion of mind and foot.
Team Gangster Player: My wife needs me. She's about to have a baby. Sing: Can't she wait till the game's over?
Golden Leg Fung: Brother, this is the real deal. It seems like a normal leg... like any other. Sing: It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg. It's patented.
Iron Shirt Tin (Third Brother): Hello? Listen, Chun, this is Frog calling. I need to say something that I've been holding inside all these lonely years. The thing is, I love you. Kung: This isn't Chun. It's Kung. Iron Shirt Tin (Third Brother): Oh. I'm sorry, Kung. Just tell your wife what I said and tell her it's from the bottom of my heart. Please.
